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'Marcels' t-shirt

Another classic Parra-styled gem that reads in 4 colors: "You Knew Just What I Was There For". Yes, Parra, I know it all! by Rockwell Availability:Black/S~~Black/M~~Black/L~~Black/XL~~ Price: $36.00
'Crying Cars' t-shirt

Ah snap! A sad lady departs in a car with a single tear rolling down her cheek. Cloudy days always lead to rainy nights. by Rockwell Availability:~~Black/MBlack/LBlack/XL~~ Price: $36.00
'New Wave' t-shirt

Apparently, there's a newer new wave going on... and it involves drumming a lady's head who is eager to play your flute. I'm not music aficionado, but this seems A-OK with me! by Rockwell Availability:~~White/MWhite/LWhite/XL~~ Price: $36.00
'Must Destroy' t-shirt

Ah, a gentleman with fight skills... this is my kind of dude! Fluster marks appear above his head and his hands are gesturing in tune with the words above him that read, simple "MUST DESTROY THEM". by Rockwell Availability:~~White/S~~White/M~~White/L~~White/XL Price: $36.00
'Fuckin Marbles' t-shirt

This tee features a lady reminiscent of the captivating smurfette, and she's giving herself rabbit ears as her boobs just dangle freely in the wind. The text that rolls from above her down her arms reads "JOSIE WAS FUCKIN' MARBLES". She sure was.. by Rockwell Availability:Black/M~~Black/LBlack/XL~~ Price: $36.00
'Crap' t-shirt

A four letter monument to compete with the LOVE structure in philly... this Parra piece reads "CRAP" in a 3-d block letter formation in 4 colors on this black tee. Couldn't have summed it up much better myself. by Rockwell Availability:~~Black/MBlack/L~~Black/XL Price: $36.00
'Bruce' t-shirt

Not a huge fan of, you know... yourself? Well, have we got a tee for you. Parra's dope handstyle reads in a big, bold and cursive white print on the front of this t-shirt "I'm just tired and bored with myself". Aren't we all dude.. aren't we all? by Rockwell Availability:~~Black/S~~Black/MBlack/L~~Black/XL~~ Price: $36.00
'Tits & Ass' t-shirt

Hey, I love me a smart girl as much as the next guy, but you just can't shake your personality like you can shake some TITS & ASS. One of Parra's ladies lays it all on the line for us, kneeling on a stool, in a fresh 3 color print on a black tee. by Rockwell Availability:~~Black/MBlack/L~~Black/XL Price: $36.00
'Doing Nothing' t-shirt

Yeah... this tee pretty much sums up my entire love life in one graphic. It features a lady riding a horse like thing (in heels no less) and above her the proclamtion "THIS IS DOING NOTHING FOR ME". If only to punctuate her point even further, her tattoo reads "AT ALL". Jeez lady, gimme a break, I'm doing my best. by Rockwell Availability:~~Burgundy/MBurgundy/LBurgundy/XL~~ Price: $36.00
'Stacked' t-shirt

A fresh white and burgundy print on a blue tee that reads ROCKWELL in Parra's trademark steelo. by Rockwell Availability:~~Blue/MBlue/LBlue/XL~~ Price: $36.00
'Three Times' t-shirt

Ok, this one... I have NO IDEA about what the heck this one is about.... but I can tell you that it involves at least 6 colors, a lady whom i presume is called MULE WHORE and a polite request to perform some action three times. This sounds fun and illegal. by Rockwell Availability:Black/MBlack/XL~~Black/L~~ Price: $36.00
'Insecure' t-shirt

Red, White and Black letters spell out the awful truth of a new psychological condition plaguing today's youth, "The insecurity of not wearing NIKE", on a nice heather t-shirt. Just Don't Do It, Kiddies! by Rockwell Availability:Heather/S~~Heather/M~~Heather/L~~Heather/XL~~ Price: $36.00
'Crazy Mixed Up' t-shirt

Ah, these crazy kids! Parra takes 4 colors to this tee to spell out "CRAZY MIXED UP KIDS" on a contrasting black tee. Now get off my lawn! by Rockwell Availability:~~Black/MBlack/LBlack/XL~~ Price: $36.00
'Old & Young' t-shirt

Everyone is universally confused, no matter what point they are in life. A jumble of letters characteristic of Parra's style reads "CONFUSED OLD & YOUNG" in black & white print on a cool blue tee. by Rockwell Availability:~~Blue/MBlue/LBlue/XL~~ Price: $36.00
'Meatcap' t-shirt

Another wild Parra animation, this one reflecting on aging and the difference between the old and the young. This seemingly ageless beaked character on the front of this tee is balding, yet at the same time sporting some particularly impressive pecs. The text above him reads "MEATCAP" in french. To hell with growing up! by Rockwell Availability:~~Pink/MPink/LPink/XL~~ Price: $36.00
'Grabble' t-shirt

A large rectangular 6 color print, exhibits the delicious middle section of a female Parra character who has gone on a self-grabby body adventure inside her diagonally striped panties. Sign me up for some of that too, little lady! by Rockwell Availability:White/SWhite/MWhite/LWhite/XL Price: $36.00
'Aloha From Hell' t-shirt

Parra sends his regards from deep within crazyland, with this mixed up jumble of all the letters that make up the word ROCKWELL, scrambled in a variety of sizes & shapes and printed in black and white on a cool blue tee. The text below the madness graciously says "ALOHA FROM HELL". by Rockwell Availability:~~Blue/MBlue/LBlue/XL~~ Price: $36.00