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Gate Keeper t-shirt (grey)

If you're from NY, you've probably seen graphics that look just like this on different colored circular stickers stuff all over the gates outside of retail stores. It was only appropriate that the Gate Keeping Scumlifers re-commission the familiar style for their own good. 24 Hours ! 5 Boroughs! Yes We Can! by Scumlife Availability:Grey/MGrey/LGrey/XLGrey/2XL Price: $27.00
Gate Keeper t-shirt (black)

If you're from NY, you've probably seen graphics that look just like this on different colored circular stickers stuff all over the gates outside of retail stores. It was only appropriate that Gate Keeping Scumlifers re-commission the familiar style for their own good. 24 Hours ! 5 Boroughs! Yes We Can! by Scumlife Availability:Black/MBlack/L~~Black/XL~~Black/2XL Price: $27.00
Morrie's Wigs

Remember Maurice "Morrie" Kessler's wigs commercial from the GOODFELLAS movie? "Don't buy wigs that come off at the wrong time... Morrie's wigs don't come off! Even under water!". Classic. SCUMLIFE knows how much you always wanted to rep Morrie's reputable business (especially because of its proximity to the Suite Night Club) so they made you this tee that pretty much looks exactly like the text in the commercial. Goodfellas live the Scumlife too. by Scumlife Availability:~~Black/MBlack/L~~Black/XL~~Black/2XL~~ Price: $27.00
Beast Hombre t-shirt (white)

The beast has arisen and he's not happy. Last month, SCUMLIFE released their first hand-made action figure; a gentlemonster that went by the name BEAST HOMBRE. That limited edition piece sold out almost immediately and throngs of disappointed fans lined the Brooklyn streets outside the SCUMLIFE skyscraper, swinging broken bottles in their hands demanding more BEAST HOMBRE. Well the SCUMLIFE R&D department (ever conscious of their public image) headed to the drawing board and mocked up a new masterpiece for the masses: THE BEAST HOMBRE T-SHIRT.... and here it is.... so just put the bottles down and get yourself a tee before these sell out and the real drama starts. by Scumlife Availability:White/MWhite/LWhite/XLWhite/2XL Price: $27.00
Beast Hombre t-shirt (black)

The beast has arisen and he's not happy. Last month, SCUMLIFE released their first hand-made action figure; a gentlemonster that went by the name BEAST HOMBRE. That limited edition piece sold out almost immediately and throngs of disappointed fans lined the Brooklyn streets outside the SCUMLIFE skyscraper, swinging broken bottles in their hands demanding more BEAST HOMBRE. Well the SCUMLIFE R&D department (ever conscious of their public image) headed to the drawing board and mocked up a new masterpiece for the masses: THE BEAST HOMBRE T-SHIRT.... and here it is.... so just put the bottles down and get yourself a tee before these sell out and the real drama starts. by Scumlife Availability:Black/MBlack/LBlack/XL~~Black/2XL~~ Price: $27.00
Beast Hombre action figure

"Hello Friends and people who appreciate weird handcrafted things: Over the past year or so I developed an addiction to bootleg action figures. You know the kind where they have five Spiderman figures with Chinese glowing chest action? There's also the variety packs that have every action figure that ever existed, in the same pack, which often have a big-headed Superman with a Samurai sword... and glowing chest, always with the glowing chest. Since then quite a few days have been spent trying to get my fix in Brooklyn 99 cent stores. I have also been on a quest to acquire all the toys I had in the 80's that my mother swears she hasn't thrown out... as well as the toys she wouldn't buy me as a kid. That crusade has led to many a night sneaking around on Ebay. Anyway, all of this brings us to: 'Beast Hombre'... with glowing chest action. A bi-product of my obsession with Chinese bootlegs and 80's action figures.They are handmade out of resin by me. I made 24 of them." - Tony Tanktop, owner/designer, SCUMLIFE. by Scumlife Availability:~~In Stock~~ Price: $22.00